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Too many bags of dicks: Moving House as a Porn star

Moving house always sucks; but when you are a self employed sex worker, porn star, cam girl or dominatrix moving & packing can get extra messy! I have too many sex toys, shoes, costumes, bondage items & camera gear; let alone my geeky hoarding problem collection.

Storing, sorting, privacy & safety.

The thought of inappropriately perverted strangers pawing my personals or being stalked by creepers who know my IRL name & address again has made me decide against hiring movers or randoms. Previously I’ve had run ins with someone who wanted a free feel up as part of ‘helping’ and I’ve had someone refuse to take the money we’d agreed upon in exchange for moving, after we’d already moved. Instead they demanding oral sex as payment. That didn’t work out well for him.

I’m lucky that most of my friends, family & associates already know about my adult industry work, however not all of them do. And some of the ones that don’t are the only folks available to help me move house. My housemates family (mormons), and some of our conservative friends (who are ok with sex work/sex/kinky business but don’t really want to hear about it) have offered to help me out.

I’m super grateful for their help and want to be respectful, but damn, packing & moving as many dicks, whips, chains, fetish heels, lingerie & wigs without raising suspicion isn’t easy. How many boxes can I label ‘Fragile: China’ and ‘glassware’ to explain clinking shoes, glass dildos and steel buttplugs? Maybe I’ll just write them all as ‘lounge’ and ‘kitchen’. Then refuse to unpack for some reason until they leave. I have a feeling this is going to be awkward.

Not enough storage space for this many dildos & sex toys! And dvds... and party hats.

Not enough storage space for this many dildos & sex toys! And dvds… and party hats.

I’ve managed to cull my adult work possessions down to a more transportable / store-able level, not including my camera gear. My next problem is where I store them in a tiny 1 bedroom apartment that has nearly no storage. For that one I think I’ll have to get used to the space before I get some storage type furniture. The list of what I’ve
packed so far:

  • 1 bag rope for bondage
  • 1 bag costume bondage gear, cuffs, gags etc
  • 1 box dildos / vibrators
  • 17 boxes shoes (boxes full of boxes)
  • 1 tub of dvds
  • 1 giant bag of costumes
  • 1 giant bag of lingerie
  • 1 box of props / bling
  • 1 box of craft goods and fabric

I’ve decided to sell quite a lot of my sex belongings. I started clearing out my lingerie collection some time ago (and still have some panties for sale if you are interested in purchasing some! Buy them here.) I also have lots of shoes I haven’t filmed with, so I’ll be taking them all with me to go into the storage cage while I film, fuck & destroy them for fetish clip fun. I might sell some if anyone is interested in those as well, some of them are really nice despite being so well loved!

Aeryn Walker's Porn Swag / Merchandise. Sexy prints, posters & gear! :D

Aeryn Walker’s Porn Swag / Merchandise. Sexy prints, posters & gear! 😀

I found some old posters I’d completely forgotten I’d ordered too, along with a mouse pad and a keyring / bottle opener. I’m going to move them along and use them for a contest I think. I’ve been wanting to host an erotica / smut writing contest for a while now so I might finally end up doing it. That way I’ve got fun gifts + memberships to give out, and in exchange I can get super sexy stories to record myself reading. Audio porn is something I feel is long forgotten but shouldn’t be. Porn podcast anyone? 😉

TDLR: I hate moving

TLDR2: I’m wondering if being a successful sexworker / pornstar / camgirl with enough costumes /lingerie / shoes / toys / props to be able to work, well, basically makes you a hoarder.

TLDR3: Finding non SW-phobic people, or non creeps, to move your gear as a Pornstar is hard. Ugh.

I know I can’t be the only sexy, naughty, adult business woman out there who hates moving. A streamlined job with streamlined wardrobe and essentials- if only! I’m moving at the end of this month so I won’t be going to PAX which sucks, but right now those are the only days I can get help moving. Oh well, there is always PAX next year! At least I’ll now have a dishwasher, airconditioner, highest speed residential internet, and privacy now. It should be a much better, safer space for me to live and work in. Hooray! 😀

4 Comments

  1. GaryQ October 20, 2015 7:15 pm

    Well, at the risk of being a stalker, I have a station wagon and a trailer. And a cane

    • Aeryn October 21, 2015 3:56 pm

      Appreciated, but I’ve got it all covered now. I just hate how much fuss it is!

  2. Mark Lupton-Emsley October 21, 2015 11:19 am

    I said to my wife I would never move again! After the last move it’s too darn stressful, they can take me out in a box! Defeatist I know but I feel safe warm and secure in this house.
    I hope you feel the same in your new house and the move is stress free!

    • Aeryn October 21, 2015 3:57 pm

      Haha I hope your current place suits you then!
      Thanks, can’t wait to get in ^_^

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